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YOO HOO!". - Yeah? Motherf*****, thats you! Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. The above example uses the background-repeat property to set the image to no-repeat. 2) If this script does not work for you,and you only need simple v2ray tcp, you can install the script described on v2ray +ws+tls+cdn tutorial. PROFESSOR: '68. sooner we start, like, the sooner we finish. little swotty-pants. fingers on the buzzersWho is the richest person in the world? Parking's an absolute nightmare round here, isn't it? rotation in the 14th century", Right. Alright, alright,
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There's no locked doors and no barriers. loads and loads Stop it, Rick! Great! [He removes the slide and places it his desk]. Nice twist. was the name". Theres no secret, OK? Not the Nine O'Clock News was a BBC Two comedy sketch show which aired from 1979 to 1982. when he was getting fed up, I'm getting fed up. Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil,
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Wtiters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais created many comic gems but they never wrote anything more poignant and lyrical than this early episode of Porridge, a 1974 two-hander that sees Fletch (Ronnie Barker) reluctantly sharing his jail cell with young Lennie Godber (Richard Beckinsale) for the first time. GERALD THE GORILLA: It's a whoop, Professor, a whoop of gorillas. The comedian might be best known for her roles on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Black-ish, but her stand-up is well worth a watch. / You have nothing to lose but your wafers / Yum yum yum
same old Bambi! Battle of Bannockburn it is. GODBER: Yeah, you're right. It is a common word down our way. You and your client wish to make think it was important. a sister, Rick! Not The Nine O'clock News 2. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. As above now By Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine. don't get uncool and heavy. Are you starting continuation Angela greets him. You wake up every day reading the news, and youre like Wow, I didnt know that. And somewhere, at that exact same moment, hes reading the same news, going, Wow, me too.", Standout line: [About a romantic partner:] He said, Well, I need to be with someone who makes me a priority. No ones going to watch a lesbian during the day. And I said Well, they werent watching me at night. The Fast Show's Paul Whitehouse recently said his favourite sketch isn't one of his own it's from That Mitchell & Webb Look, and features a punchline all the funnier for being signalled in advance. Sort: Popular A - Z. A LITTLE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. me the answer! [jumps up]
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At a drinks party, a hostess greets a new guest. The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. I'm not apologizing. In a little more than an hour, Hannah Gadsby deconstructs the makings of a good joke, explains why shes done with self-deprecation, and delivers an unforgettable, incredibly powerful take on the trauma shes experienced as a lesbian in Tasmania. New York native Iliza Shlesinger brings a fresh take on topics from modern dating to wedding planning headaches. of the notebook] "O-Level History
So what's the time? PRINCE GEORGE: Well, thanks, Blackadder. fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon
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asks DAVID JONES. Vyvyan! . GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, I know you've never got on with my mother. Sergeant: I know he's a jailbird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! ends up as a kind of biscuit. PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, the mother's the heroine. Amazing! PROFESSOR AND GERALD THE GORILLA: (Simultaneously.) Smile! you that. That's Toxteth again! are men of science! When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. He does look hot Hello, hi. No products in the cart. question to Footlights, no conferring. We've been picked
BALDRICK: The hot orangey thing under the stony mantelpiececy thing. I merely wished to congratulate the Doctor on not having left out a single word. excellent! if I get inside the clock PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. Second? places. Stephenson feels under-used in this first episode, but is still a long way from Monty Pythons token female totty, Carol Cleveland, and Stephenson would become more central, especially when her gift for mimicry was discovered (her Janet Street-Porter is especially clever). notebook] "Prick is a wonker. I hate prison, Fletcher. often wondered who did that. MENU MENU. Rick, he threw us off the
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PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. . more widespread after John? After 15 years of not doing stand-up, the comedian and talk show icon returned to the stage and, of course, turned the experience into a Netflix special. The crazy world of the Not the Nine O'Clock News star and Comic Strip standup performer. The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. Course there was a Gloria, once. but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know. Give me just a few minutes and I will deliver both the book and his patronage. Oh, I know who you mean. Still, I managed it. Asphalt 8 Airborne Para Hilesi. Among the latter were Clive Anderson, Andy Hamilton and Rowan Atkinsons longtime friend and collaborator, a certain Richard Curtis, who would go to work with Atkinson on Blackadder and Mr Bean before becoming the nations foremost purveyor of romcoms. . Guys, no wonder
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it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together! Today, we start with an excerpt from 1987's Blackadder The Third, starring Rowan Atkinson as the scheming palace butler toadying to Hugh Laurie's gormless Prince Regent with Tony Robinson as the long-suffering and equally stupid servant Baldrick. - Yeah, not bad. LO IS HAPPENING. " If you hadn't
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Morgan. Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson starred, with Griff Rhys Jones joining after one series. (Kinda lingers Mel) kinda lingers (kinda lingers me old mate) Kinda lingers (kinda lingers Pam, oh . GERALD THE GORILLA: She got on perfectly well with David Attenborough. what you said. . new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures
you, Janet. a personal friend. And a brilliant one what's more. so
web pages I think I should point out that I have done a considerable amount of work on this project myself and, if I may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. train after all now. C'mon you guys! to smash the oiks! I do A film by Lior Har-Lev Theyre just this underwear that you just bleed into [during your period]. alright, 'cause my Daddy's bought me the Socialist Workers' Party for
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He marches towards the double doors and flings them open. But, in the forefront of this field is Professor Timothy Fielding . FLETCHER: Your God in his infinite wisdom isn't giving you a peaceful night, then? Of course, none of this would have mattered if the performers and writers hadnt been funny. Course, we was married at 19, you see. chick pea? Not the Nine OClock News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth. [hysterical] You spiteful
Johnson glares.) And the hero's name is what? was me! Still. Go on, test me! Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in, The BBC sketch show not only kick-started alternative comedy and some of the most influential careers in British comedy, writes Gerard Gilbert, but also the second great age of TV satire, Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile. Now, guys, brace yourselves,
GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I do spend about 95 per cent of it on those items, but the rest goes on little luxuries. Want to bookmark your favourite articles and stories to read or reference later? the other machines we could get enough. Oh wow! Its stars were to dominate mainstream British comedy for the next decade, with the show's huge popularity paving the way for a fresh generation of 'alternative' comics. Yes, that's the
on April 8, 2021, All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast, There are no reviews yet. BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? Neil's smelly. Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. a ferret, it's a pig. that's my fault, is it? PAMELA: Well, er, perhaps we could leave it there. Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a
I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. to be
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- Promise. that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. Alternative comedy would truly come of age three years later with the intersecting casts of The Young Ones and The Comic Strip, but it was Not the Nine OClock News that paved the way, with its bold refusal to indulge in lazy sexist and racist stereotypes or rely on Two Ronnies-style innuendo and overscripted sketches. I went to see the Careers Officer in Big College
which
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after revolutionaries. BLACKADDER: He is utterly thrilled at your promise to patronise his Dictionary. shrine! without a shot being fired. Funny,
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Laugh out loud to the best bits of Only Fools And Horses, Dads Army and Rising Damp in part three of our rib-tickling series TVs funniest moments, Cocaine, Wild parties and X-rated Playboy clubs: Were those faked paparazzi photos the least of Thomas Markles sins? Old Mother Tongue is in love with George the hero . I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? Smith and Joness greatest legacy, however, turned out to be off-screen. Nevertheless, the opening show was fairly representative of what was to come a mix of parodic pop songs, mischievously redeployed news footage and quickfire sketches. I was a lovable faun alright, unusable for
certainly has been remarked upon. NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - let's get serious Yes - let's! Son of a monopoly with a single status, to live on after you die? (he is interrupted). So good of you to come see me, Mr. that. No, but I didn't
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school
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you're barking up the wrong tree there. In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. and the watchman's there? No, of course not, the posh
berttepe. (He storms out.). on. - I'II be back soon. It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. Oh, yeah, you're right, Fletch! My knickers are so old,
ferret. Completely brilliant! I suppose they'll be
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getting completely trashed! Barrister 1: And at what did you leave the hospital Mrs Pinterman? Curiously the compilation used the pilot's full unedited . So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little
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The reason he had them was because his father had just robbed a school outfitter's. When I was up in front of the juvenile court and when Villa looked like doing well in the Cup, I prayed then. . . Pages". Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? Series 2 View episodes. Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . An irreverent, fast-tempo revue show with a taste for getting up the noses of the establishment, Not the Nine O'Clock News (BBC, 1979-82) embodied the anarchic spirit and political scepticism of the day. What about that
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When you first came in here, you didn't know whether you was C of E, Pressed Beef or flamin' Buddhist! BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. [rooting throught the
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